Truly, Everything Is On The Web. Here's a scanned copy of the whole article (http://www.hepcatwilly.com/uploads/media/Miracles2000.pdf) to tide you over.
Now, OK, it might still be a spoof from the 1950's... but it's worth reading anyway. Food from sawdust! Personal helicopters! Incinerate the tablecloths and hose down the bedsheets! Run used plastic tableware under a hot tap and it'll dissolve and run away down the sink!
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the whole article (http://www.hepcatwilly.com/uploads/media/Miracles2000.pdf) to tide you over.
Now, OK, it might still be a spoof from the 1950's... but it's worth reading anyway. Food from sawdust! Personal helicopters! Incinerate the tablecloths and hose down the bedsheets! Run used plastic tableware under a hot tap and it'll dissolve and run away down the sink!