Galfridus Chauceres Lynes of Picke-Vppe

Art thou a disastrous poll tax? Bycause I feele a risynge comynge on.

Woldstow haue me shyfte thyne voweles?

Howe abovte a blancmange and the acte of Venus? Whatte, blancmange pleseth thee nat?

...and many more, here.

(It's making the rounds; I forget where I got it from.)