From one of the smallest exhibitions in town to one of the biggest: I
went down to
Tate Britain last Saturday, shortly after all the bombing
and shooting, to see what was on.
The current blockbuster is
"A Picture of Britain", complete with TV
tie-in, audioguide recorded by David Dimbleby, glossy coffee-table
book, you name it. Bombs or no bombs, it was jammed to the doors. Mind
you, the target audience for this exhibition are old enough to remember
the war; I was one of the youngest people in the room. It's arranged,
like the TV series, by region. Like the TV series, this Britain doesn't
include London, even though the Tate's painting of the month is
Constable's
Opening of Waterloo Bridge,
which would have fitted in perfectly. In fact, this Britain barely has
any cities at all; there's a nod to Lowry, some glorification of the
early Industrial Revolution, the odd satanic mill, and that's about it.
Well, it all seemed a bit incoherent to me. I was hoping for some kind
of story of how art has affected the way the British view themselves.
Anything of that sort was buried by the regional arrangement -- there's
surely some nationalism-related link to be drawn between, say,
Monarch of the Glen
and Stubbs'
picture of a horse startled by a lion, but you can't draw
it if one picture is filed under Scotland and the other under Midlands.
(Just because the rocks in the background are identifiable, that
doesn't mean Stubbs is saying anything about the Midlands. Grr.) And
the Second World War wasn't entirely a south-eastern subject, and the
Industrial Revolution wasn't confined to Ironbridge and the north-west,
and on and on. The TV series was fun enough, in a
Sunday-evening-brains-out-look-at-the-pretty-pictures kind of way, but
I'd give the exhibition a miss.
They also have an exhibition of
Joshua Reynolds' portraits. Normally,
I'd avoid portraiture - the NPG is fine, because of the sheer range of
styles, but roomfuls of portraits all by the same artist isn't my idea
of fun. Better than still lifes, or religious icons, but still not fun.
But I was there anyway, so I went in, and two hours later I was still
there. It was eye-opening. Firstly, I hadn't realised how many of these
pictures I already knew. Do you have a mental image of Samuel Johnson?
Laurence Sterne? Boswell? Mrs Siddons? Chances are, your mental image
is Reynolds' portrait. The pictures are captivating. You see these
portraits, and you immediately want to meet these people and talk to
them. I'm so glad I went in. It was an effort of will not to buy the
catalogue, but I managed to resist.
But the best part was none of these. I was wandering around the main galleries, and I found Marc Vaux'
B/3L/73.
It's a huge, chocolate-brown canvas, with a tiny block of three
coloured squares off to the centre left. It's nothing special, nice
enough in a sub-Ellsworth-Kelly way, but I suddenly realised that I
knew this painting and hadn't seen it for over 25 years.
Way back in primary school, we came on a school trip to the Tate, and
were told to pick out a painting and draw a copy. I liked this one, and
I'm a lazy bugger, so that's the one I drew. Seeing it again took me
back to my first introduction to modern art, courtesy of my primary
school teacher, Mrs Hammick. In my memory, Mrs Hammick is a formidable,
stout, tweed-encased battleship of a woman. She has curly grey hair,
and she carries a vast leather handbag. She could easily be a
Wodehousian Aunt. But it now occurs to me that, over the course of a
term, she introduced a whole class of ten-year-olds to modern art.
Kandinsky, Chagall, Matisse, Henry Moore, Barbara Hepworth, Bridget
Riley: I remember writing two-paragraph essays about all of these
people. Nobody ever mentioned any of the
rest of
art history; this wasn't part of any National Curriculum, she just
taught us about it anyway. And then thirty excitable kids went up to
the Tate on a coach, and sat on the floor in front of Matisse's
Snail
while a handsome, energetic young gallery assistant told us what it all
meant.
It's odd to realise, all of a sudden, that
this chunk of your personality was moulded by
that person on
that date.
If I'd met different people, I could have spent Saturday at the
National Gallery looking at the still lifes. Or maybe I'd have gone to
watch a football match instead. Or maybe I'd have been blowing up a
bus; who knows what influence other people can have, in the long term?
And so off to the West End, where people were self-consciously Behaving
As Normal, if that isn't a contradiction in terms. Ping and I watched a
film that we could equally have seen in our local cinema, and ate a
Korean meal that our neighbourhood Korean restaurant would have
prepared just as well, and went home on the bus, as you do.